Remember these assholes that stole my gym bag?

There was an empty black leather purse in my car that they didn't take. Well, I thought it was empty. I just realized right now (maybe while considering ordering more sweatpants leggings from Old Navy during a short study break) that I had a Gap gift card from last christmas in there with a lot of money on it. That is what I get for my gift card hoarding/storing my gift card loose in the zipper pocket of my purse instead of a normal place like a wallet. Do you know how many times I found that gift card in that pocket and thought "Peachy, you should put this somewhere else!" and then did not put it somewhere else. HUNDREDS OF TIMES.*

GODDAMMIT THIEVES. I COULD HAVE HAD MORE SWEATPANTS LEGGINGS. FOR FREE. LOTS AND LOTS OF THEM. AND ALSO OTHER CLOTHES.

I don't remember ever using it, but I hope that I am wrong and I did use at least part of it at some point for something. FUCK YOU THIEVES.

*Well, at least 10.