In your partially drunken stupor, you might be attempting to drunk dial an ex on your mobile phone. Firstly: STAHP. Secondly: Is this mobile phone an Iphone or Android phone? Did you switch from one to the other or have you been loyal to your electronics giant? Or are you rebelling against the machine like FST and saying fuckit to both?

I am of the Apple fold. I made the switch about a year ago when I realized everyone in my business used Iphones and it made work communication much easier. I also switched to a Mac computer for the same reasons.