Here's the sitch: The Waffles need a second vehicle. I've wanted a scooter for ages, but I also want my own pack of puppies and a movies screen in the living room, soooo...

We have a Chevy Sonic right now, and while a scooter would work out well through the summer, it simply won't do for Minnesota winters. It would be awesome to get a truck, but I can't make payments on two vehicles. I have enough saved up for a gently used scoter, but that's still a lot of money for something I'll have to store for five months out of the year.

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Also, full disclosure, I'm a 32-year old grown-ass woman and also a chubbo, so if I'm going to look ridiculous, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME OR WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE.

I am a real weirdo, though, and heading in the direction of "crazy aunt" territory, so I've got that going for me.

Also, I am very, very clumsy. But also, as of May 1, I'll have insurance again.

Aaaaaaaaaaan GO!