Today I tried to write a short cover letter explaining SmallBeaver to a public figure to whom she has herself written what can only be described as a pretty strange letter. It was very difficult to sum her up succinctly, and I will obviously need to come back to it, but it got me thinking about how hard it is to communicate the essence of a person in a word or two - and frankly, how would I even describe myself?

I will put mine in the comments (and shamelessly rip off Edward Gorey because it's my post and I DO WHAT I WANT.)

Which brings me to y'all. Give me your one-line biographies - and GO!

PS - And if you have any ideas about what the hell I should actually say about SmallBeaver, that's welcome, too - everything I wrote makes me sound like a raving loon.