Talk about your kids or whatever.

How to prank your children

Me : [SITTING ON BED WITH WINDOWS OPEN, HELPING DAUGHTER WITH HOMEWORK BUT MOSTLY TWITTERING]

Me : [ GETS AN IDEA]

Me: [TURNS AROUND AT THE WINDOW] See you later.

10 y/o Daughter : Who is that?

Me : You wouldn’t know.

10 y/o Daughter : Who were you talking to?

Me : You wouldn’t know.

Me : [LAUGHING INTERNALLY]

10 y/o Daughter : [LOOKS CONFUSED FOR A WHILE LONGER] [HITS ME WITH A BOOK]


Happened on Saturday:

Me : [SPIES NEIGHBOUR’S NEW KITTEN ON HER DOOR STEP] [CALLS OUT TO DAUGHTER ] Look at that, it’s a kitten.

5 y/o daughter : No it’s not.

Me : [WALKS TOWARDS IT ] [TURNS AROUND] Yeah it is. Look.

5 y/o daughter : [RUNS TOWARDS ME]

Me : [GETS TACKLED AND FALLS DOWN WHILE MY DAUGHTER KEEPS RUNNING ]

The kitten got away in the commotion, so my daughter still doesn’t believe it’s a kitten.