This has been a truly brutal process, compadres.

As Round 2 comes to a close, you guys have voted out The Golden Girls, which was like watching three out of four of them die all over again. So I’m not speaking to you anymore and neither is Betty White whose sparkle you no longer deserve, but I will soldier on and fulfill my solemn duties as your bracket maker. (JK, I already thought of a theme for next year!)

Now onto Round 3, where the choices don’t get any easier.