Jar Jar Fucking Binks!
He's one of my roommate's close friends and he was in town for a music video my roomie is doing. We were all driving back from a club and he slides in the backseat next to me and starts chatting me up and making all these flirty innuendos and trying to be smooth and it was hilarious. I didn't even know he was Jar Jar until the subject of why he'd moved to LA came up. He said he'd moved there for Star Wars, and I asked who he'd played and he said Jar Jar and I didn't believe him. But then I looked at him, and he was serious. And his voice had the slightest hint of Jar Jar's nasal-ness and I laughed out loud.
A lesser mortal would have been swayed by his charm, but Korra is an Avatar- a master at turning down artist cocky swagger. I have long sworn I would not date another artist, and recent events with The Drummer Girl have only strengthened my resolve. Not to mention he lives in LA and cocky swagger doesn't work on me the way awkwardly earnest nerdiness does.
I have to call my dad! He'll die!
ETA: This is what he looks like in real life