I was going to write a long story about this asshole ex of mine who keeps digging at me, but I'm crying, and it's my goddamn birthday, so I just cant. I just don't understand how someone just keeps coming back into your life just to tell you how horrible you are. And in 6 month's I'll get a text from him saying he's sorry, and I'll bite because I'm a loser just like he says I am.

I just needed to get this out. Funny stories, or gifs, or commiserations are welcome. Thanks.