I used to think that I was crooked or twisted somehow, or that my spine was off center or something, because sometimes my clothes would fit a little twisted. Like, the button on my pants would always sit half an inch right of center or a particular shirt would always spiral slightly. Then, I learned how to make clothes and realized that the fabric was probably cut off grain and that it wasn't me at all, not really. I remembered this while trying my damnedest to fold a shirt, when the seams just WOULD NOT line up I remembered that it always twists on me.

Moral of the story? Always blame the clothes.