Or... tell me wtf to do with my mess.

My hair is a mess. It’s bleached blonde (took two or three processes, it’s been awhile and I forget) with 2-3 inch roots dark brown. It’s a thing.

Anyway. My shoulder length hair is:

Tangled to the point of disaster when wet

Oily/limp underneath especially behind the ears

Hard to get clean (especially behind the ears)

Quick to lose any volume

Gross

Snarly

Dandruff-y

And the scalp, especially at the widows peak area, is mad itchy.

What in the world am I supposed to do with this? I dread washing my hair because it takes forever because I can’t seem to get the shampoo and conditioner out, also because brushing or combing it after is such a hassle.

Suggestions? Products to try? Thanks.