Last night I ate chicken hearts. It was offal.

(Bah dum TSS,)

I took Mr. Waffle to Rodizio Grill, a Brazilian steakhouse, for his 10th "birthday." Calm down, I'm not a pedo. "Birthday" is what members of AA call the anniversary of their sobriety, and so as of yesterday Mr. Waffle has been sober for a full decade!

Can we get a woot woot?