Last night I ate chicken hearts. It was offal.
(Bah dum TSS,)
I took Mr. Waffle to Rodizio Grill, a Brazilian steakhouse, for his 10th "birthday." Calm down, I'm not a pedo. "Birthday" is what members of AA call the anniversary of their sobriety, and so as of yesterday Mr. Waffle has been sober for a full decade!
Can we get a woot woot?