Pic from here.

Celebrate the birthday of the bard with of his elevator pitches. That Shakespeare is quite the wacky guy.

A Midsummer Night’s Dream

“A simple weaver experiences a night of passion with the fairy queen. The only catch: he gets turned into a donkey.

Measure for Measure

“Get this — a supposedly pious man attempts to blackmail a nun-in-training for sex.”

Antony and Cleopatra

“Sweeping battles of love, war, and lots of T&A — triumvirates and asps, I mean.”