This episode, we discuss: evolving friend dynamics; Snape gets around; Neville is a badass; rabbit holes; Medieval Elvis; my incredible overarching theory of the series OMG; principles of alchemy; why the Sorcerer’s Stone, both the book and the object, are the keys to the entire series; the four stages of creating a Sorcerer’s Stone; color schemes; Jungian theories of individuation; literary aneurysms; Hagrid is just all around ill-advised; and the ‘alternative facts’ of Hermione Granger.