The Dastardly Mr. is killing zombies on the TV. I have gained a bunch of weight and now my thighs are all line-y from the stretch marks. I am duly horrified. I shall attempt acquiring more exercise. In fact, as I am typing this, I am in a squat position. Also, my human just walked past the room to pee and saw me and started laughing. I am not amused.

Also, the above is not my Bunnygirl.