All—Donald Trump needs your help! Clearly, he hasn’t had an opportunity to use those shrimp fingers to flip through the Constitution of the United States of America. So here’s how we’re going to help him understand that there is no 12th Article. Go to Amazon. Now. And send Mr. Trump a copy of the Constitution. You can PRIME him a pocket edition for $1.09.

Money well spent? I think so.

Here’s the address:

This is my dear Spouse’s idea, and I think it’s fucking brilliant!

Spread it to your friends! And enemies!