Throughly mediocre thespian and all-around basic white guy Stephen Amell (TV's Arrow/Oliver Queen/Drama Queen) posted this Facebook rant today about his run-in with a "sexualized velociraptor" and "emotional terrorist" that most people assume is Miley Cyrus.

Thank God that Stephen was able to "preoccupy" his daughter and run out of the diner as fast as he could! But not before he could consult a thesaurus about 30 times from the looks of it.

My bet is that his daughter is going to have a great time as a teenager.

Also, for the Top Model fans, he's married to Cassandra Jean — aka. the girl who cried when she got the Rosemary's Baby haircut.