Seriously, Kotaku? Seriously? I wandered back over there today. I have no idea why - maybe I was spoiling for a fight. Anyway, most comment replies boil down to one of two things:

1) People who get RILLY RILLY mad when I say mean stuff about (terrible) video games they like (but that's cool, because they're obviously wrong).
2) People with no sense of humor who utterly and totally miss my jokes in a way that would send Burt screaming up the nearest telephone pole. Note that I'm not talking about "people who don't find me funny." I'm talking about "people who do not understand that a joke is being made."

ARGH WHY ARE THESE MY PEOPLE. Sometimes I hate myself for loving video games. Not enough to stop playing them, though.