Sistren and Brethren of the Hive Mind, my dear Jezzies, we spend a lot of time discussing women's (and men's) body image issues. We have agreed that the media creates unfair expectations, not only of how we should look,


but of how we should think


and act.


This is an important issue and one of which we must remain ever vigilant. Mad-eye Moody agrees with me on this, and also reminds you never to put your wand in your back pocket.

BUT.

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My friends.

We have been missing an equally important issue! One that causes great pain and humiliation for so many, who have, until now, suffered in silence.

Friends, WHAT ABOUT THE VELOCIRAPTORS??