Got any faux-controversial holiday opinions?
1. Eggnog sucks.
2. Gingerbread sucks.
3. “Auld Lang Syne,” in addition to being one of the only good holiday songs, is a fucking BANGER.
4. I didn’t get any Christmas presents for my coworkers this year (and they didn’t get any for me. We didn’t have an agreement or anything, it’s just how it happened) and it feels amazing. I’m a person who loves to give gifts but ugh.
5. Peppermint bark sucks.