I don’t have a work phone, but work outside business hours (like today, which is a holiday) that I have a lot of coworker’s numbers in my phone so we can easily get in touch with each other. I was texting one of them this morning, and just accidentally texted him the following thinking I was texting my husband:

“It’s too hot for pants. Let me know if you’re inviting anyone in.”

Mr L is out with friends. I’m trying to cook for the week ahead and it’s bloody hot so I’m in the kitchen in a tank top and, well, no pants. And now I have to quit my job so that I never have to face this other guy again.