So I started a new job in February and in March my office hired a new person. He is about the same age and experience level as I am. The guy has turned out to be quite a douchebag (long story) and I want to punch him in the face because there were several instances where he was an obnoxious mansplainin' asshole....

But he's also pretty good looking and my mind has been fantasizing about him. UGH.

Hormones. I just really need to get laid so I don't find him so distracting.(At least he's no where distracting or interesting as my previous office crush, ManCandy, so there is that but I find it absolutely horrible that I even have these kind of thoughts.)