Yeah, so somehow I fell asleep not long after 8 PM. Now it’s going on 4 AM and I’m sitting here on the internet like a fucking fool. Anyway, there’s a story on Jez about some idiot who got jacked out of $900 because she posted a pic of a winning horse race ticket online and someone else cashed it in (ticket barcode was visible is my guess). Anyway...the horse’s name was Pirate of Penzance or some shit like that, and it made me wonder what y’all would name a race horse if you owned one. Personally, I’d go with Descartes Before.

Your turn. I’m gonna try to go back to bed and get some more f-ing sleep.