I feel poetic about this:

Good night DC.

Good night Congress.

Good night Ted Cruz, you pompous ass.

Good night Nancy Pelosi, you woman full of sass.

Good night John Bohner, cry your self to sleep.

Good night Harry Reid, your words were quite deep.

Good night Democratic Party, enjoy your new role.

Good night Mitch McConnell, go drop in a hole.

Good night Furloughed Workers, now you can pay your rent.

Good night American Economy, sorry about that dent.

Good night Heritage Foundation, go fuck yourself.

Good night Obamacare, go put yourself on a higher shelf.

Good night American Public.

Good night Foreigners submitted to our crazy ass republic.

Good night America.

Good night everyone.