A “friend” on FB (spouse of a relative) posts shit like this all the time. ONLY shit like this. Always a humblebrag or a vaguebooking post of how people are so terrible to perfectly wonderful her.

I currently ignore, but I sooo want to post a glass of water writing, “It sounds like you’re just thirsty.”

How do you all deal with people like this? Share you own examples of horrid humblebrags!