I would personally be willing to pay a whopping $0.00.

Ivanka is auctioning herself for charity. The charity allegedly, is not her father’s bank account but you never know, right?

The winning bid is good for two people, who must pass criminal background checks and be approved by the Secret Service. They’re also expected to “conduct themselves appropriately” with “polite manners” and “respect.”

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So in other words, do not act like a Trump.

Proceeds will go to the Eric Trump Foundation, which supports St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital.

So... any takers?