Well, not really but I had to walk over this fucking sheet of ice.
Most important fact: I was carrying a bottle of wine when I traversed this arctic expanse so the wager was high. Here's the annotated version.
My doodling app doesn't let me save things OR I gave up trying to find out if it does. I forget which now. Anyways, I'm home safe now, thank you for your concern. I'm making mac n cheese for dinner which basically makes up for everything.