I just...I can't get into these boots. Like, I understand that they are supposed to be Super Amazing and a great completely unaffordable wardrobe staple (these were a gift passed down by my aunt, FYI, I may like clothes but they are WAY outside my budget).

On the plus side, they are comfortable, warm and everyone seems to think they are fabulous.

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On the minus side, they fall down and 90% of the time I am in them I don't feel like super sexy Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, but a disheveled swashbuckler.

I am scared to sell them because...what if I miss them? I will never be able to buy them again! Then again, I don't want a pair of boots that make me look like an idiot pirate.

I don't even know if I am that impressed when I see famous people in them. So I am asking you guys what I should do. Because I am helpless. Aside from giving them to you—if I were richer I would be more generous.