I find the whole "mid-season hiatus" ridiculous. Don't build up the story, and then take several months off. You're leaving me high and dry, Downton Abbey! So you know what I did? I took control of my life! I ordered the DVD of Season 4, and it arrived today. I'm going to binge watch the rest of Season 4 tonight!!! Take that, PBS! I win, motherfuckers!!!!

ETA: Well, the joke's on me, apparently. I've already seen the whole season. Seriously?? Nine episodes constitutes a full season?? Bullshit. Bull. Shit.