So the MP article about the self-appointed queen of blowjobs got me thinking. She says:

The best thing you can do for your sex life is to learn to love sucking dick. It is one of my favorite pastimes. I could suck dick for like 7 minutes, anything after that is too long. You should have definitely made your man bust his load all in your mouth in 7 minutes. If you can't achieve that, sorry sweetheart but you have better chances at becoming a lesbo than getting dick.

and several people in the comments seem to agree with her, that if it takes more than five minutes you're 'doing it wrong'.


I'm gobsmacked. Is this really something that people believe? Is there a time limit on a good blowjob? Am I doing it wrong?