I know. I KNOW.

Unpopular, I realize. I DON'T CARE EVEN A LITTLE BIT.

I like seeing incredibly beautiful and thin and perfect models smoke.

I enjoy seeing obscenely hot dudes smoking.

I enjoy old-school "whatevs" smoking.

I am cool with pretentious trying-to-be-cool smoking.

I get a kick out of smoking as a prop.

I just can't help myself. Sorry.