You guys, I wanted to do an Ask A Blank thing, but I didn't know if there's any special knowledge I have that I could share.

So...I made a list of things that might be good subjects, and inadvertently made myself feel much better after a shitty, shitty week. It's like a resume of awesome! I could have sworn I've been told to do this back in school as a measure of increasing self-esteem or something, and thought it was a stupid idea. Now that I did it on accident, I feel pretty damn smug. I'm going to go smoke a cigarette and bask in my awesomeness.

Also, it's really fucking hot and humid right now. I feel like I'm dying.