The Happiness Coordinator will cook, clean, and plan events to keep tech employee companies happy. Essentially, they’re hiring a wife.

The successful candidate will help us maintain and improve our perks by assisting us run company events, stocking of the pantry with groceries and other necessities like cookies, facilitating of meals/snacks, and will also help us ensure that the studio is always camera ready.

To be honest, it doesn’t sound like a horrible position. I’m mostly laughing at the name.