The Consort’s evil destructive demon she beast (aka cat) just clawed the ever living shit out of me. I was sitting she jumped on my thighs but landed claws out, I screamed and tried to toss her off ( I swear it was a toss in the gentlest since of the word) and slashed my wrist. So recap bleeding thighs, bleeding wrist, blood on my couch, blood on my fav pjs, and she’s trying to snuggle. I think back to talking The Consort out of declawing her

I was always Team Dog and this she demon is not swaying me. Sigh. Deep breath and remind myself that declawing is a cruel soul crushing thing. Still hate her though.