I need your help!

My ancient vibrator has officially shit the bed and I need a new one. I have a pretty good idea of what I am looking for, but the sheer number of sex toys out there is seriously overwhelming and I barely know where to begin.

Here is what I'm looking for:

  • Something that isn't going to make me afraid for my vagina. IE: isn't gigantic or appears to be a torture device.
  • Something I can use for vaginal and clitoral stimulation.
  • I kinda want to try something that is g-spot friendly!
  • Something that isn't going to cost an absolute fortune, because even though my vagina deserves to be happy, my mouth also deserves to eat.
  • Something I can purchase online with a discreet shipping label.

Show me the toys!