So, as those of you who are cool enough to be my Facebook/IRL friend know, I have had an ear infection. For over a week. I attempted to Van Gogh myself to make it stop, but to no avail.
I found myself in the ER for the second time in a week tonight and LO AND BEHOLD, THE HOTTEST DOCTOR WHO EVER DOCTORED WAS THE ONE TO INFORM ME OF THE PUSSY (pus-y? I know, that looks bad) STATE OF MY EAR.
I looked not like total ass, and I managed to slip in that I'm studying for the bar. And where I work while studying for the bar. And he was really really nice and either flirty (asked a lot of non-medical questions) or friendly.
Cute doctors must get semi-cute patients all the time, right? I should put down the Google and move on?
OR DID GOD GIVE ME A PUS FILLED EAR SO THAT I COULD MEET MY SOULMATE???
TALK AMONGST YOURSELVES AND GIVE ME THE THOUGHTS, GROUPTHINK.
ETA OH MY GOD PARADOXY JUST REMINDED ME OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PART: I DISCOVERED IN MY GOOGLE STALKING THAT HE HAS BEEN PUBLISHED ON PUBMED. HE TOTALLY PUBMEDS, GUYS.