I liked this dude a while ago until I realized what a bore he was/He kicked me out after hooking up with me. He texted me last night about personal stuff and I'm totally down to still be friends, so I was being cool and enjoying our conversation when he texts me this morning that "hes really into me, and he'd marry me if I was skinny like I was in college. what. I need something witty to shoot back at him, help!