Hey there!

Are you by any chance in the Midwest (or Canada) like me? Do you feel life is a drag because it's like -30 outside? Like this is the ninth circle of hell?

While you are probably right about the whole ninth circle thing, fear no more! Throw boiling water in the air!



This is not me in the video, though I did make one. I would share mine but I did it in Portuguese so my mom gets it. You know, I like my mom.

UNLEASH YOUR INNER GEEK!

(But seriously, don't slip on the ice and burn yourself).