I really like babies and children.

I am going to teach elementary school.

If you have an infant and I sit next you on a plane, I will coo at it and I’ve even ended up with a stranger’s kid on my lap.

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If you are my neighbor and your kids are occasionally loud, I will not mind because I know they are still developing volume control and consideration for others.

Despite all of this, if I see a kid run right into some Plexiglas, I will never not think it is hilarious.

I was just in this situation and did the worst job ever trying to cover up my laughter with a fake coughing fit. The kid bounced off and slid flat on his back.

(Luckily, his parents laughed too.)