I've finally joined the 21st century and gotten a phone that is not a dumb phone.
My shiny new phone tracks my steps and tells me that I don't walk enough on weekends. I walked 3. 2 miles around my island tonight because I don't want to disappoint my shiny new phone, who I love unconditionally, and who has nothing but my best interests in mind. It took pretty pictures too!
Noodle bless technology.