Not a long post here; I've just been
a) way busy, and
b) obsessed with Twitter (I go back and forth on GT/Twitter a lot)
and I don't want you awesome people to think I've bailed!
Also, I watched Kick-Ass 2 last night and...yeah, awful. It basically took the first one, stripped out anything fun or enjoyable about it, and loaded itself with misogyny (with bonus prospective-rapist-can't-get-it-up follies!). I recommend against seeing it, unless your only other choice is A Good Day to Die Hard, in which case you should take a hard object to your TV.
Also, this gif, because McKayla Maroney still got robbed, damn it: