In the span of 2 hours I’ve had to deal with with a Jehovah’s Witness father exploit his cute-as-shit kid in order enlighten me about their message and speak with Comcast on the phone. Like, what is that? I hope this means the rest of 2015 is devoid of people that can’t take a hint and accept that I’m not interested.

I’m thinking some Sherry is in order. What are you fine people eating or drinking tonight?