As you all know by now, this weekend was the scene of a very remarkable occasion here on Groupthink.

This was done through a serious of inceptioning matrixes and the combined positive thought powers of the commenting community, utilizing The Secret and many other powerful totally not-bullshit tools.

And as we know, the real actual* Daniel Craig did show up, possibly shirtless while waiting for a plane to Argentina. The real actual Daniel Craig discussed in great detail with me things like his abs and his pecs and also how good he looks shirtless.

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It was almost less than 24 hours after the real actual Daniel Craig showed up in that thread that Groupthink went down.

Is this is just a 'coincidence,' as 'they' would have us believe? Or is this is a sign of some deeper, vast conspiracy?

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What really happened? Could the powers of a shirtless Daniel Craig really have been too much for the servers contain? Did Nick Denton, fearing a shirtless Daniel Craig takedown of his media empire, collude with ISP companies and pull the plug on Groupthink? What about the Lizard People? How are they involved?

I will not rest until I get to the bottom of this. I, BRIMSG, award-winning dedicated Internet Blog Commenter and Investigator, have taken a solemn oath to get to the bottom of this very troubling situation. I will not rest. I am dedicated to exposing the truth to you, that the media and my court-appointed psychiatrist don't want you to hear.

Please follow Groupthink for ongoing updates on this very important story. Thank you.

(*totally the real Daniel Craig. #truth)