Yeah, I think I have my first full blown crush in years on a guy in my office. He's adorable and really nice, and GUH I just want to eat his adorable face. I'm not sure if he's flirting with me, or he's just being friendly. I know he's single, but how am I supposed to KNOW? I'm terrible at these things (it's probably why I've been on one date in the last two years). Plus, we work together, so if things aren't reciprocated it'll be super awkward. Also, there's the small problem of him being a Republican. Though I think he's a financially conservative Republican and not a crazy Tea Party religious nutjob Republican. So that's like the less-awful kind, right?

WHY AM I SO UNAWARE OF SOCIETAL NORMS IN THESE SITUATIONS?

But in reality I will do nothing, like always. And he will find some super awesome girl that isn't me to date, like always. Le sigh.