I have seen some raw, flaming wankstorms on Kotaku. Yes I have.

But this, a Massively article about an upcoming Rift event... I'm sorry what?

I have a theory that it involves a troll off Trion's official forums that escaped in the wild. But now I want to find an excuse to use the phrase "Gay Sexuality Event" in a good way, possibly involving Torchwood gifs.