There was no way I was going to carry around my loot for 3 more hours until my ride picked me up yesterday so I decided to see Catching Fire.
There were FIVE, count them FIVE, put away your cell phone announcements before the movie started. So of course there's a person in front of me with their 'sneaky dimmed screen trick.'. Oh look, they're on Twitter.
I can ignore this. I can ignore this. Damn it! I cannot ignore this.
So I lean forward and say in a Mom voice just loud enough be heard right in their ear, "Please put away your cellphone. I can see the screen."
A squeak of "Oh sorry!" and the phone did not return.
That was the highlight of Black Friday because no one cares that I scored $19 boots.