I've had a stream of guys I used to know, not in the biblical way or anything, message me on facebook like "Hey, I see you're single now. Whatsup, you wanna get freaky?"

Can you join the witness protection program for that? If not, can we start something like that? You get divorced and change your name and move to a completely new place where no one you used to know can find you unless that person is on a list of people from your old life that are okay to contact you.

It's like 3 degrees of separation here and even if I did want to meet someone here, he would be cousins brother best friend uncle father with someone else I know.


Also I talked to my parents and I'm still on their insurance, so YAY THERAPY TIME.