But I totally chickened out. My mom is coming over today and I didn't want the house to smell like it.
So this morning I did what any grownup person would do: Hide the pipe and the pot in the sock/sex toy drawer and carry on like normal.
All that to say...Any tips for a first timer? For when I eventually get around to it, naturally. My brother showed me the mechanics of how to use the pipe, and I have been practicing. Who on EARTH rehearses smoking a bowl? I need to learn how to relax. Smoking will probably help IF I CAN EVER MUSTER UP THE COURAGE TO DO IT!
I am the worst.