At 23847293847.9 months pregnant and at nearly 30C before 10am I went on a 3 mile walk around the entire Long Water & Serpentine Lakes in London today* (for exercise and in the hopes of dropping this thing the hell out of me) and THERE WAS NO COLIN FIRTH

This is a cruel joke and it's not fair! :'(

*and then climbed the stairs several storeys to my flat. Oh yeah. Hardcore pregnant lady.