If someone sends you an OKC message at 5am with a link to an image hosted on fetlife that's got to be a dick pic, right???

If so... I just got my first dick pic guys!!! Im so excited because I've never gotten one before that I can barely even feel appropriately harassed as a feminist!!

I don't feel like signing up for a fetlife membership and Id have to in order to view the pic but if anyone out there has one and wants to bravely click and confirm I will send the link over.

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...my dog has farted twice while I was writing this. It seems really appropriate. She knows how to create an atmosphere