Because my wallet was stolen right before my flight last night and it had all of my xmas money in it. My flight was then delayed for several hours and I didn't make it home until 3am-ish.

ALL OF MY XMAS MONEY.

3A.M.

So I'm sitting here with a coffee that my coworker purchased for me and I'm fully embracing and encouraging my sour attitude. CHRISTMAS IS FOR DORKS.

DORKS.